Giveaway five — rebuilt homepages

Five Brooklyn businesses whose own domain is measurably broken right now, re-measured 2026-09-25 before any of this was built. Each rebuild is a single self-contained page. Every visual is hand-drawn CSS/SVG — no photographs, no stock, no AI images. Every page carries the Twilio line (646) 355-1410 as a visible link and nothing in the structured data, so we never tell Google our number is theirs. Nothing here is live on anyone's domain.

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La Isla Puerto Rican cocina criolla · 1439 Myrtle Ave

What they have now: laislabk.com returns a 404 titled "Squarespace — Website Expired". Anyone looking them up finds a billing notice.

open full page → Bungee + Barlow · open 24 hours · 4 delivery/review links, all from their existing listing

BNB Tax Preparation accountant · 102 Moore St

What they have now: bnbtaxes.com does not resolve at all — NXDOMAIN, www included. Every customer who types their domain gets a browser error.

open full page → Ledger sheet in manila and oxblood · Zilla Slab · zero green · no credentials claimed

Reben Luncheonette Dominican counter · 229 Havemeyer St

What they have now: no working https at all, and the page that does load is a stranger's — a third-party ordering app's screen still reading "Finish setting up your online ordering".

open full page → Hand-painted sign shop · Alfa Slab One · built as a glass of morir soñando

Bushwick Realty Group apartment rentals · 107 Broadway

What they have now: 634 bytes saying "under construction", plus a Google Analytics tag Google retired years ago. No working https either.

open full page → 1960s property-record sheet · Bodoni Moda · drawn Broadway elevation, zero stock photography

Beyond Natural Market grocery & deli · 199 Montrose Ave

What they have now: a domain-parking lander. They pay for the domain and it shows customers nothing.

open full page → Letterpress produce-crate broadside · Big Shoulders · aisle directory as the spine, no leaf icons